lol,JOKES?

1st)Poor guy A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"



LOL,dang FUNNY JOKE i found =X


2nd)Girls night out Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'


LOL,enjoy LUH

nothing special!

Everyday night,i'll watch this DRAMA with my family,"MOONLIGHT RESONANCE"..so touching luh!

My ACER LAPTOP luh,with a Hamtaro DOLL beside >=3,playing MAPLESTORY atm(at the moment ) lol ..

my UGLY Pictures -.-"

Sweat luh,my hp sucky de,cant take full photo lor..so i went to the Toilet de MIRROR and take PICTURE,*LOL*,

VERY SORRY ar.my FACE very ugly de =(

my little BRO =)

Last time went to J8 a.k.a Junction8 to eat Lunch,we choosed MosBurger luh,since me and my

naughty bro liked BURGER so much =X .*THIS is a FEW picture i snapped secretly while his playing with his bottle,HIS staring at me FIERCELY!*

Friends =)

Left:OUR GANG(not gangster wor), Our best BALL =D
the GANG that plays SOccer everyday =P

Last time seldomly saw CRAFT on9,so today i saw him on,i talked to him.i saw his cute UVERCHAN(the picture up there) display picture,asked him to sent me,then he refuse and ask me to search on GOOGLE =(...urgh.

Finally,the RAIN STOPPED...please dun RAIN anymore ...rain makes me EMO tho...
zz..today play maple lorhs....that JUN lar,want me pei him MC.i from 90% die until 0% now.Sad.

its a CHILLING DAY,rains neva stop..suddenly thinked of ice-cream,talking about ice-cream,BANANA SPLIT is the best =X.tho i like BANANA,but i hate

MONKEYS....GAAA.oh DEAR SKY,stop RAINING !

No idea -.-

Well,this is my 3rd Blog tho..the 2 previous BLOG died due to my LAZYNESS,so im going to CONCENTRATE on this blog NOW,LAST AND ONLY.

Urgh,raining so heavily...watching the rain drops dropping heavily.Cant fill up the emptyness in muai HEARTz =[.What i lost is unchangeable...